Big Al | July 23, 2010
I’m not 100% sure I’d want one of these. I can just see a big mess gathering around my feet while I’m doing my business. This would be really bad after a night of Mexican food and cheap beer. And what if you had to use it while you were shit-faced? You may literally end [...]
Big Al | July 1, 2010
I guess they’ll sell anything if they think they can make a buck on it. Check out this video for the “Toilet Sniper.” Who else can see this becoming a college drinking game? A bunch of drunk frat boys standing shoulder to shoulder in the bathroom sword-fighting, all trying to hit the bulls-eye. Pretty soon, [...]
Big Al | November 10, 2009
Saw this video from the Associated Press on YouTube. If you’re gonna get so drunk you can’t stand, much less walk, have friends with you that will keep you away from things that can kill you. A 26-year old woman stumbled and fell onto tracks in Boston just seconds before the arrival of an oncoming [...]
Big Al | November 9, 2009
Another idiot shows up at the police station drunk. Moron #1 and moron #2 are driving along when the cops pull them over. Turns out, moron #1, who was driving, was drunk and gets taken to the slammer. An hour later, moron #2 shows up at the courthouse, and he’s drunk, too. I’m beginning to [...]
Big Al | October 28, 2009
Fresh outta Canada comes the story of a drunk clown crashing into a cop car. A cop in West Vancouver was out after some guys involved in a fight when he saw a car coming at him. He stopped and put on his lights but the car kept coming, only stopping when it ran into [...]
