5 Things I’d rather not see on T.V.

I’m sure everyone has something they’d rather not see on television anymore. I have a lot of them, so I though I’d share. You see, I cut my cable back to just the networks for the summer thinking I wouldn’t be watching it as much. The only problem is when I do watch it it’s the same commercials and crap all the time. Click the “More” link for full article.

1. The Sham Wow
Not only is this guy annoying, but if the Sham Wow were that awsome I’d probably have one by now. Everyone would, and they could stop playing this damn commercial.


2. Feminine hygiene commercials.
These only really bother me when I’m eating. I tend to visualize. Nothing like biting into your lunch while thinking about “heavy flow days”, douche nozzles and the lady with genital herpes. I’m not going to go looking for a video, I’m trying to eat here.

3. Emergency Broadcast System test.
This thing is driving me nuts. I’m glad that the EBS is around but by the time they actually run something of importance I will have thrown my T.V. out the window because of all the damn tests. It works. Trust me. I was going to post a video but I figured most people know what I’m talking about.

4. The DiaBeetis guy.
Yep, Wilford Brimley. Thanks to him I too say DiaBeetis. Now don’t worry, this isn’t one of the actual commercials, though I wish it were. I’ll warn you though, you should check with your Dr. before getting Jiggy with DiaBeetis.

5. Roseanne
Don’t get me wrong, I actually like the show. I used to watch it with my mom when it originally aired. Now it’s on repeatedly every night. Like I said, I like the show, I still watch it now and then, but c’mon. There has to be another show to fill at least one of those slots. Maybe I should shut up, they might put Sanford and Sons on a few extra times a day too.

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One Response to “5 Things I’d rather not see on T.V.”

  1. Big Al says:

    I completely and whole-heartedly agree with you about the feminine hygiene products. Nothing like trying to eat a hot dog when a tampon commercial comes on.

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