With the new movie Orphan coming out soon, it got me thinking about some of the other little bastards in film. Who isn’t freaked out by kids, evil or not? I mean, come on, they walk around all high and mighty, looking all innocent and demanding. Who knows what goes on inside their scheming little minds? Any way, here’s a quick list of the 6 most freaky kids I’ve seen on TV or on the big screen right after the links.

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The blonde kids with the freaky eyes from Village of the Damned. These kids scared the crap out of me, and I never trusted a blonde kid again for about 6 months after watching this flick. And yes, the original is better than the remake.

MaCaulay Culkin in The Good Son made me want to beat his freaking head in. I literally hated his guts in this film, so I guess he did his job. Still left me a little freaked out, too.

I almost wet myself the first time I watched Children of the Corn. Isaac preaching to the kids in the corn field made me really try to avoid the country – which was difficult since I lived about 40 yards from a corn field. I wouldn’t go anywhere near it for a month after watching this movie.

Who didn’t cringe watching this kid slice the achillies tendon from under the bed in Pet Cemetery? I still get the heebie-jeebies thinking about it. The scowl he had on his face while holding up that scalpel still haunts my nightmares.

While he didn’t get really scary until he got older, just the thought of the Devil protecting Damien in The Omen gave m the creeps. Watching him knock his mom off the second story hallway made me run and give my mom a hug.

I know, not really fom the movies, but how can you have a list of evil little bastards without Stewie Griffin?

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Tags: Children of the Corn, Orphan, Pet Cemetery, Stewie Griffin, The Good Son, The Omen, Village of the Damned

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