Might need to hire this cat.
We have this bird outside the bar who has built a nest in pretty well conceiled spot. Everytime you round the corner to use the facilities that bastard comes flying out flapping and squalking and nearly makes you crap yourself. Now I’m not a bird hater by nature but I think I’m going to be forced to do something about this. So I was looking into ways to get him outta there and I came across this guy…
This cat tricks birds into coming out by promising them candy, much the way I met my first girlfriend….Anyway, I think I might give him a call.
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