Who Farted?
I was inspired by Als post Stepped on a Duck last night, so I decided to delve into the topic myself. Everyone farts, some just do it outloud. To those of you who let them rip, my hat’s off to you. Now, there are a lot of people who think that passing gas is disgusting. For you, my best advice would be to skip this post, it’s all about farts and burps, even the links. Go on beat it.
Ok, now that they’re gone let’s jump in. We all know that that the best way to initiate some action in the bedroom is to dive into bed with the one you love, pull the covers over his/her head and rip a nice big face peeler right? But there are so many other things that a little flatulence is good for. Like breaking the tension at a job interview or getting the pretty girl in the elevator to notice you. If you tear off a real big chunk of funk your friends will tell the story forever, obviously making you a legend in your hometown. It’s also a great way to wake up the dog, or your aunt who clearly overstayed her welcome by taking a nap on your couch. Just make sure you get that last one on tape. I could go on all day, but instead here’s a 6-pack of links you can check out.
- Foods that make you fart
- Funny fart stories
- Burps from the Earth
- Do girls fart?
- A list for fart classification
- Burping basics
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I still can’t believe you still talk to me after the one I let loose in the cage at the machine shop we worked at. I wish I had a camera to capture the tortured look on your face.
Yea, that was a good one. I was going to post a story or two, but didn’t want to take up the whole page. Maybe in the forums.
That’s exactly what the “More” tag is for.